What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:35
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Do humans know everything they need to know?
Dr No
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What was the worst spanking you got growing up?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.